THERE'S THIS THING I GOT IN THE MAIL

THAT SHOWS MY EFFORTS WEREN'T WASTED FOR THE PAST 4 AND A HALF YEARS.

IT'S MY DIPLOMA GUYS. I FUCKING GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE!

AND I'M TOO EXCITED TO FUNCTION RIGHT NOW, MUCH LESS BLOG IN ANYTHING BUT CAPITAL LETTERS. I WILL UPDATE LATER, AFTER I'VE PROCESSED THE FACT THAT I'M REALLY DONE WITH MY UNDERGRADUATE EXPERIENCE.

HERE'S A FUCKING PICTURE.

OH MY LORD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME THE STRENGTH TO PUSH THROUGH THE SHIT I WENT THROUGH IN COLLEGE AND COME OUT OF IT WITH A DEGREE.

I'M GONNA GO DRINK SOMETHING.