Tuesday, February 25, 2014

I'm A Poet!

I've been writing poetry for a few years now. I only have a handful of poems, but I'm pretty proud of what I've written so far. Here's an example!


What is Love?

Love is like a rose?
Trite bullshit.
Love is an obstacle course in the dark.

On the first date, you’re excited.
Sweat dots your palms and threads through your hair.
The beginning of the race is promising.
You both like Skillet and RED. This will be easy.
You move forward, promptly tripping
Over the bricks embedded in the grass.
You said you hate Fight Club.
He got through his depression watching it.
You recover, brushing off your ass and trying to save face.
“Fight Club actually isn’t that bad.”

You reach the first hoop. It’s hanging
Just over your head.
“Tell me why you’ve been hanging out with so many guys.”
You find a ladder, climb it, and jump through the hoop to safety.
“I was trying to pick out the perfect Christmas present for you.”
Confident, you strut forward.
There is another hoop, “Can we watch the game tonight?”
And another after that.
“Do you love me?”
It gets harder as you go along.
Your arms are tired and your legs are burning.

Next comes the maze.
You try to move from one end to the other
Without running into walls, but
They pop up everywhere.
“Your mother hates me.”
“I don’t want to go out tonight.”
“It’s your birthday? I totally forgot, babe. I’m sorry.”
The maze’s end is just ahead.
You careen out into the night, bruised, scratched, and bleeding.
The course stretches endlessly ahead.

You don’t have the answers.
You can’t get through unscathed.
There is no easy route.

Et voila! It's not much, but I'm proud of it. If you have any criticism, feel free to keep it to yourselves. I hope you've all had a great week. Mine has been fantastic so far, and I hope it continues in that vein. I'll hit y'all up later!

Kisses, my loves.

Friday, February 21, 2014

Happy Late V Day Babes!

I've been so damn busy lately it's all I can do to keep myself awake before 10.

But I hope you all had a marvelous Valentine's Day, as I did. I gave candy valentines to all my students, who were appropriately ecstatic. My life has been improved greatly since I started working at my school. I've made connections with students from 1st to 9th grade, and I've discovered a passion for 4th grade in particular.

I've got actual grown up friends and they have grown up interests that complement mine. We can talk and do grown up things. I participate in school events and everything. I could have celebrated Mardi Gras for free on the island I work on, but since I'm sick I decided to stay home this year.

That's another fun thing no one tells you about. Your immune system gets a huge ass kicking because of all the little people germs. Since I have the pleasure of working with little kids and big kids, who each have a unique set of germs, those germs have collided and formed what I call the Super Germ, which has caused me to catch an Upper Respiratory Infection three times in the last six months. This last time they gave me a Z pack, which was supposed to knock it out. My immune system has taken a beating, though, so now I have this pseudo cold and it's been in my system for a week.

Now I'm taking a slew of supplements and vitamins to boost my immune system and get this thing out of my body. Vitamin C, B-12, Airborne, and some Nasal flushing system that my pastor swears by just might do the trick to get it all out. I'm looking forward to the day that I don't have this cough anymore.

All is unchanged in my love life, for those of you who want to know. Still no dude, still getting iced out by the Marine, still too busy to worry about it much. Even though it's only 10:06 here right now, I think I'm going to bed. I keep making writing errors, and I can barely keep my eyes open.

Until next time, my loves.