So I'm Drunk Again.

But, like, SUPER drunk. I haven't been this drunk since my 21st birthday.

And there's a whole bunch of drama going on right now. I'm pretty sure I can't type at all, seeing as how it's taken me five minutes to get this far. So I'm going to bed. But first let me leave you with some nuggets of wisdom that you've already heard, I bet.

First: do not text while drunk. If you think I'm joking or that nothing bad comes of it, you're WRONG. It's always awful and you should never do it.

Second: do not be anyone's moral compass. That shit can mess you UP. Also, if two people want to do the nasty, let them do it. It's up to them to fix it, not you.

Third: DO NOT KEEP DRINKING WHEN YOU GET ANGRY. It will always always ALWAYS turn out to be utter shit.

Fourth: it's okay to have a cry when you need a release. Just don't storm out dramatically before you shut yourself in your room. Then everyone knows you're having a cry and they feel bad.

Fifth: you take care of you first. Everyone else comes later.

Sixth: when you've already fucked it all up, don't try to fix it. It'll just get awkward. Refer to Rule #1 to prevent the fucking up of everything.

Seventh: you are not made of steel, and you cannot save the world. Quit trying to solve everyone's problems and worry about keeping yourself sane. You're the only one who can turn your life around. Don't put yourself in a place where you have to unfuck your life, and just follow these rules.

I am now going to bed. Goodnight.

(Also excuse any typos. I tried to proofread while being extremely not sober.)