Someone came right up and stole your spot. I mean, I've spent so much time waiting for you to realize I'm in front of you, patiently holding up my list of reasons why you should date me. I never thought I'd find someone better than you, but...
I mean, he's into DISNEY. He loves reading. He works in a library. And he's recommended by a viable mutual friend. Plus he's nice and we have lots to talk about and he's mature. Which is nice. I'm going to meet him this weekend, and I have a feeling it will all go better than I hope it will.
And you're finally looking at me, but I think you're too late. I think I'm looking at something better than you can give me, and I think I'm going to take it.
So, sorry you've finally pulled your head out of your ass. I don't want to crush you, but I'm not waiting for you like you thought I would be. Better luck next time, kid.
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